Updated: Apr 17, 2020
The quest for a husband for Bangers and Bash continues!
I came up with an idea… one of our neighbours has a young boar of similar age to our girls. Sadly he is a plain black boar not a black and white and certainly no spots, but I’m beginning to get desperate so decided that a boar, any boar would do!
I approached the lady and asked if it would be possible for me to borrow her pig when the time arrived in a couple of months. The smile faded from her face as she said “oh but my husband has just cut his balls off!”